こんにちは。タイソンはここに書いています。(Hello. Tyson writes here.)
Hello traveler. Rest here and listen, as I am obligated from here forth to share with you the tale of my journey to the country of Nihon. Twas’ a long journey. I traveled for many moons to reach the sacred land, and after hours of grueling travel, I had arrived. In Toronto. Because it was cheaper to do a layover. But then after a 14 hour flight I was in Japan!! Konnichiwa senpai arigato uwu!!!
So anyways, there was a third flight, but now we’re in Osaka. Highlights here include the cup noodle museum, where you make your own cup of noodles. Osaka castle, a literal castle with two moats in the middle of a city. A big street, with food, because I like food. A park with hundreds of deer you can pet, or feed, with more castles around them. And a mountain where we were late to get back to the group and a chaperone got heatstroke.
NOW, we take the bullet train that travels at speeds up to like 180 MPH!!!!!!!!!!!!! And upon arriving in the great city of Tokyo (largest population in the world) we immediately went to another park. And highlights in Tokyo include Tokyo Tower, which is just knock-off eiffel tower. A science place with robot dogs and marble stuff. A fourth park. And yet another castle thing in the city where I bought upwards of $200 worth of merchandise.
Then I went home and ate cake.
Thank you Tyson for taking us along on your incredible journey. Beautiful photos and story which will forever be a part of who you are. Makes me want to try suchi with you!